Izaya Orihara

this blog is epic

April fools joke gone wrong

Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
Me: ...

this blog is epic

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

YES THANK YOU FUCK I DON’T SPEAK SOME CRYPTIC LANGUAGE WHERE I MEAN NOTHING THAT I SAY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA

darkskittypower:

jaywings:

watashidaydreamer:

deidarawr:

How to Make Friends.

#something Zim would say

I CAN SO SEE THAT

Let’s be friends

this blog is epic

this blog is epic

what a funny blog

Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself?

if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.